For everyone who bought the top, sold the bottom, and kept coming back.
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About LoserCoin
LoserCoin is a memecoin first and foremost, but to me and my team, it's also a movement that we hold dear to us. A movement for the unspoken, the silenced, and the beaten down. The trenches of crypto are brutal: rugs, scams, and whale games eat away at hope. We took over LoserCoin not to be another token, but a refuge and community where people can laugh through the pain and build something real out of losses.
This was a true Community Takeover (CTO). When we stepped in, no wallet held more than $10 worth of supply; previous holders were completely wiped out. The coin hadn't even traded for nine months. LoserCoin is already over a year old, but we are starting a new chapter about fairness, resilience, and turning failure into something worth holding onto.
Who is the donkey?
If you've made it this far, you're probably asking: who is the donkey? To us, the donkey is the perfect symbol of the loser. It's the unfavored animal, the one people laugh at and call an ass. That's exactly how it feels when you get scammed, rugged, or toyed with by whales. Since most memecoins use animals, it only made sense for LoserCoin to embrace the donkey; the ultimate underdog. One of our team leads, a UX design veteran, brought this vision to life and created the donkey image you see today. We think it's a timeless logo that perfectly represents what our token stands for.
The LoserCoin Roadmap
Q1 – Phase 1: Absolute Failure 🥀
Complete ✅- Buy high, sell low.
- Get rugged at least twice.
- Launch with zero marketing budget and a donkey mascot.
- Pretend we're early when we're actually late.
Q2 – Phase 2: Embracing the L 🦴
In Progress- Add "roadmap" to look professional (done).
- Convince at least 12 people to join Telegram before it gets botted.
- Create memes that only we laugh at.
- Accidentally make it to CoinGecko.
Q3 – Phase 3: The Donkey Awakens 🫏
Coming Soon- Merch drop nobody asked for.
- Influencer shill who immediately dumps.
- Chart goes down-only but the community says "ngmi together."
- Start rumors about an "AI donkey" integration (we'll see).
Q4 – Phase 4: Peak Delusion 🤡
Future- Road to $1B market cap (copium).
- LoserCoin yacht party, but it's on Zoom because no one can afford tickets.
- Finally explain to our parents what a memecoin is (they still won't get it).
- Create the first donkey DAO (DonkDAO™).
Q5 – Phase 5: Eternal Rekt 🔥
Forever- Migration to LoserChain (built entirely on vibes).
- Partnerships with other failed coins.
- Hollywood adaptation: Donkey of Wall Street.
- Repeat Phase 1 forever.
"We don't promise the moon. We promise the trenches."
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